Kismesis gone Matesprit Kankri X Reader

“HALF OF THE THINGS YOU SAY DON’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!!”

“EVERYTHING YOU SAY TRIGGERS ME!”

“THAT’S BECAUSE EVERYTHING TRIGGERS YOU!! AND YOU’RE…..YOURE STUPID!!!!”

“Nice comeback chie-”

“SHUT UP CRONUS!”

I turned on my heel and swung the front door open, then slammed it closed as hard as I could muster at the moment. I was enraged. The door slamming echoed in my ringing ears, the red on the edges of my vision pulsating. Most people would agree I was a reasonable person and easy to get along with.

Unless your name is Kankri Vantas

Then I hated your face

I even hated the mention of his name.

All someone had to say was Kankri or Vantas or even Kranki Rantas.

And I snapped

I don’t know why I hated him so much

I mean he was my kismesis and all

But oh my Gog I’ve never hated a being as much as I hated Kankri Vantas.

From his cute curly hair and his charming turtleneck sweater, to his smooth voice and slightly toned figure.

I hated all of it.

Every single bit

His adorable trigger warnings I hated too

I don’t know why I hate him so much, I just do and it’s really……

Excruciating.

I sighed and sat down on the swing in the park I had walked too.

“Stupid Vantas.”

I pushed back on the swing swinging a bit. I stared at the ground the anger just escaping from my body in waves, and going somewhere else.

I was calm, collected, and had a straight head on my shoulders.

I let a sigh escape my lips as I pushed back on the swing again, going a bit higher.

I smiled a bit looking at the moon above my head.

Everything was peaceful, and I felt better. I felt more like myself and less like a raging idiot.

In fact it seemed that almost all of the anger just left my-

“(Y/n)!”

My face instantly contorted into a scowl and two hands wrapped around the chains on my swing, making me stop. Simultaneously, a candy red sweater popped into my view. I huffed avoiding his face.

“What do you want Kankri?”

He took a breath.

Mother of Gog make it stop.

Just as the first word left his kissable lips I reared back and put my foot to his chest. He fell back on his bum the air knocked out of him.

“What was that for?! (y/n) that was highly triggering and I would like you to know that-”

“THAT was for being adorable!!”

The millisecond those words left my lips my face flushed a deep (red/blood color).

“You....I-…..you think….”

It was that moment that for the first time in my life, I had seen Kankri Vantas speechless, unable to contort and conform the words that he oh so desperately wanted to say.

“I-I didn’t mean that! I meant annoying!! I meant to say that that was for you being annoying and- and- FUDGECAKES!”

I buried my head in my arms and pulled my knees to my chest, being a boss and balancing on the swing.

“(Y/n)….”

I didn’t look up at him my face buried in the fabrics and warmth of my own skin.

“SHUT UP!”

It was then I realized, similar to that of the sudden instance of getting hit by a truck,

That I

(F/n) (L/n)

Was red for Kankri Vantas

It explained everything.

Why was I always so mad at him?

Because he couldn’t see it.

Why was I always so jealous when someone brought up his name?

Because I was afraid they would say they were matesprits with him.

And I was hid my own feelings

With anger

None of the less, I kept myself nestled on my swing, not looking at him, and trying to keep my own tears at bay. I sniffled a bit, trying to keep the dangerous liquids in my eyes.

I felt a presence in front of me, before a slightly cold hand gripped my right wrist, slowly moving it away from my face. Soon after, my left wrist was moved, then my ankle, then my other ankle, until both of my feet were on the ground, my hands wrapped around the swing chains. A few seconds later the same cold hand lifted my chin up, my face coming face to face with none other than Kankri Vantas.

“(Y/n).”

I sniffled slightly then snapped my eyes closed, my eyebrows scrunched together in false irritation.

“What Kankri?”

“I am……excuse me for a moment.”

I opened my eyes to look at him. His eyes were closed and his cheeks were dusted a candy red, the tips of his ears the same way.

“Trigger warnings include, but are not limited to: #embarrassment #rejection #my own stupidity #possible blank quadrant #possible filled quadrant #the jealousy of Cronus, and #red”

I raised my brow confused at what he was trying to get at here.

He opened his eyes and centered them on me.

“(y/n), I am…..flushed for you as well, perhaps red would be a better word. I have been red for you for a while now, and before getting into an argument with you, I was planning with Cronus as to how I would tell you about my emotions without triggering you in any way.”

My eyes must have been the size of dinner plates by this point. I tried to say something, but there weren’t any words I could form that would express how I felt about this. I just sat there, my mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water.

“I see…. I apologize for- MMFPH!!”

I grabbed the collar of his sweater, yanking the candy blooded troll to my own lips, successfully cutting him off from assuming rejection. When he relaxed and began to kiss me back, I looped my arms around his neck, him resting his slightly cold hands on my waist. After kissing for what could never be enough time, we parted slightly. I had a soft smile on my face, with a light blush, while Kankri looked like he was about to pass out his face was so red. I chuckled and hugged him tightly laying my chin on his shoulder as he sat on the ground, me sitting on the swing.

“I’ll allow that one to slide.”

I chuckled at his social justice and swayed side to side slightly.

“So as of now, we are no longer kismesis correct? We are now matesprits?”

I nodded into his neck as he chuckled wrapping his arms tighter around my waist his chin on my shoulder blade.

For once, thank you big mouth

Thank you.

EXTENDED ENDING~~

Cronus sat peering over a bush with none other than Rufioh beside him, writing something down.

“Man, remind me why 1m out here aga1n?”

“Because you’re taking notes for me, Kankri is smooth as hell and you aren’t doin anythin anyway”

He took a puff of his cigarette as he told Rufioh to write down 'full moon behind her', and 'hugging all cute like.'

“I’m thinkin of using this on Porrim later.”

He took another puff watching.

Rufioh raised his eyebrow at him his wings moving slightly.

“At least 1 have a matespr1t.”

Cronus whipped his head towards him, giving him a slight glare.

“Actually 1 take that back, at least 1 have SOME of my quadrants f1lled.”

Cronus rolled his eyes and continued watching the now happy couple, taking another puff of his cigarette.

“Wvhatever.”

Unfortunately the romantic moment in front of them, and their conversation, was interrupted by a streaking Mituna. Latula behind him chasing him down trying to catch him.

“1 F1N4LLY D1D 17! 1 G0T MY CL07H35 0FF!”

(I FINALLY DID IT! I GOT MY CLOTHES OFF!)

He laughed running past the happy couple, Kankri of course, being Kankri, had to stop and chase after him with Latula, blowing his whistle while declaring in a high-pitched opera voice:

“Tr-IGGERS!!!”