Swimming Kankri x Reader

    (y/n) laughed as she grabbed Kankri pulling him along as she climbed over the gate. Unbeknownst to her, he got a fine view of her bathing suit covered rump. She hopped over the fence and stood on the other side whispering to him.

“Okay Kanny, just climb on and throw your leg over the top, then climb on down.”

The candy red blooded troll scowled and began to climb the gate without a word. (y/n) had told him that they were going swimming.

She just didn’t mention that they had to break in to do it.

“(y-y/n), this is very triggering! What if we get caught! #penalty #cantbelieveimdoingthis #trespassing #breakingandentering”

(y/n) shook her head.

“Well, if we’re quiet enough we won’t get caught Kanny, so hush.”

Kankri sighed and finished climbing over the gate, landing on the concrete with a light thud. (y/n) ushered him over as they looked at the beautiful teal cerulean of the swimming pool.

“W-wait (y/n) you failed to mention that this was what “swimming” was. This is triggering (y/n). You’re triggering me. #humiliation #refusal #howdidigetpulledintothis”

(y/n) sighed and gripped the bottom of the sweater he literally always wore and pulled it over his head.

“(y/n) what are you doing?!?!” he whisper/yelled.

The girl only sighed and then raised a brow at his swim trunks she had made him put on earlier.

“Kanny, why are your pants pulled up to your chest?”

“(Y/n) this is how I wear my pants although it may trigger you, you must deal with it.”

The girl looked up at him with a: “are-you-kidding-me” look on her face.

“Kanny just pull them down.”

“(y/n) no. this is triggering.”

(y/n) sighed again and grabbed his waistband pulling his shorts down properly to his waist all the while the completely triggered troll sputtered, not knowing what to do first tag the numerous triggers or be mad at her. Luckily for him, (y/n) did it for him.

By pushing him in the pool.

Unfortunately Kankri must have a fear of water.

Because he wrapped his arms and legs around her, not letting go. He stared red-faced and wide eyed at the water as if its very presence were going to completely annihilate him.

“Kanny-”

“No (y/n) never will I willingly throw myself into such absurdity.”

For several minutes after that (y/n) tried to pry and throw Kankri off of her and into the water, only for him to move like a crab or a cat would around her avoiding her hands.

“(y/n) this is triggering. You are triggering me greatly.”

(y/n) gritted her teeth and narrowed her eyes at the air in front of her before an idea popped into her head.

“Liiiiightbulb~”

Before Kankri could ask what she meant by that, (y/n), Kankri clutching to her, jumped into the water.

When Kankri surfaced, he began his long list of trigger warnings and one of his long lectures on how what she did was absolutely unnecessary. About mid-way (y/n), once again, did the unthinkable.

She kissed him.

On the lips.

In the water.

When she pulled away she stared at Kankri.

“Kanny hush.”

Kankri’s mouth opened and closed several times unsure of what to say. Finally he just shook his head and leaned forward kissing (y/n), wrapping his arms around her. After the initial shock, (y/n) kissed back wrapping her arms around his neck, the both of them sinking down into the water.

One thought struck Kankri in the head though.

Maybe the water wasn’t that bad.

EXTENDED ENDING~

Long after in the late hours of the night, Kankri and (y/n) were still swimming, having fun.

Though they failed to notice the car pull up into the parking lot.

Or the name on the license plate.

It just so happened to be the owner of the pool. He was here because earlier that day, he had forgotten his wife’s anniversary gift in his desk.

Now if you asked anyone in the area, they would all tell you that the man was horrid and rude. He didn’t care about anyone else but himself and his money. He would rip off and scam you in any way he could think of. The man whose name was Greg stepped out of his car and narrowed his eyes at the pool, thinking he saw something. He quietly shut his car door and marched over to the pool gate. What he saw angered him. In his pool were two people, a female (human/troll) and a male troll. He glared at the two of them.

“HEY! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!”

The two froze and jumped out of the pool, grabbing their clothes and jumping over the fence. The male troll though, ended up getting his foot hung up in one of the bars, so instead of jumping off of the fence and landing on the grass, he fell forward banging his face and whole front part of his body on the fence. The female quickly stopped and ran over to help him, getting him down, the two of them running off. Though the owner, Greg, was never much on keeping up with the trends, one thing the male troll yelled when they were running away stuck with him.

“THIS IS TRIGGERING!!!!!!”

He decided he liked that trend.